At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful...
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became...
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 and 5 year-old. She was making it as vivid...