A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put...
Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument. “Since you’re so damned smart,” Sarah says, “Answer this question: why is it that when...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. “Don’t...
A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The...
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the...
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” Suddenly the...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for?” She says, “I want to kill my husband” He...
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,...