Teacher: Billy if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1 how many birds are left? Billy: None the others would fly away...
Two old schoolmates who hadn’t seen each other in decades meet up on the street Bob asks George, “What’s new?” George: “I’ve been married three times...
Stacy, John, and I have been friends ever since we were children. From that point, we were practically inseparable. Every day after school we would hang...
So I drive around the city a lot, see a lot of stuff, ya know, trees and whatnot. Anyways, I just passed a homeless lady who...
The man lowers his newspaper and begins to stare at the robber with an amused look on his face. It makes the robber angry, so he...
Once a young teenager boy went to a party, which ended so well, that he got home drunk. Next morning he felt a huge pain in...
She lays out the agenda for the lesson: “Alright everyone, I’m going to ask each of you what you did during lunch. I’ll them ask you...
A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth and his wife asks him a question. He turns to answer her...
Sure enough they got lost.One says to the other,”Well,pull out that field guide we bought and see what it is were suppose to do.” So she...
Little Johnny went to the first day of kindergarten and sat down. His teacher went around the room and was asking every boy and girl his...