An old couple is getting ready for bed. She says, “Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn’t any in the house.”...
Little Johnny’s father farted. The son asked his father: “What was that?” His father said: “My sweet that is ‘north wind'” When he went to school...
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother...
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes...
A blonde couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they...
A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning...
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of...
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, “Dear, would you like to say the...
One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy,...
A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. “Don’t go”, he suddenly yells at the screen. “Do not enter that building....