An old half-deaf husband is watching TV with his wife. They are watching the DYI network on home repair. Every time the wife gets up he...
Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied....
A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument On Who is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone. They Went On Until They Decided To Ask Their 5-Year-Old...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but his grandmother said that they...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set....
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning...
A young couple had neighbors who were senior citizens, the husband around 80 years old, and the wife about 5 years younger. The young couple were...
Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn’t put his foot in his mouth:...
A married man died before he could have lovemaking with his wife. The wife decided not to remarry or have make love relations with another man,...
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his...