A Guy Wants To Get Laid

A guy is super horny and wants to get laid however he doesn’t want to put much effort into it so he goes down to china town and looks for a call girl.

He ends up finding this beautiful girl she said she would do anything oral, anal anything he wanted for just 5 Dollars.

He takes her back to the hotel and has his way with her.

The next day he doesn’t feel right down there so he goes to get checked out and finds out that he has crabs.

Enraged he goes back to china town and finds the same girl super upset he tells her.

BITCH you gave me crabs.

She replies what do you expect for 5 Dollars Lobster.