While in a line at the bank one afternoon.
A Lady’s toddler (Little Johnny) decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run a muck.
The mother was finally able to grab hold of him after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
She told him that if he didn’t start behaving himself right now, he would be punished.
To the lady’s horror, the Little Johnny looked her in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!”
The silence was deafening, after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing!
The poor lady mastered the last of her dignity and walked out of the bank with her son in tow.
The last thing she heard, as the doors closed behind her were the screams of laughter.