Naughty Jokes
My Alg II Teacher Told Us This One (Part 1)
There was a man named Boodro who lives in Louisiana.
He has had just gotten done crab fishing and had went into town with a bucket full of crabs.
His friend Tibbideux comes out of a nearby store, and sees his bucket.
Tibbideux says, “Hey, what’s in that bucket?” And Boodro replies, “I got crabs in this bucket.”
His friend says “I guess how many crabs is in that bucket, you gotta give me one.”
So Boodro says “If you guess how many crabs is in this bucket, I’ll give you both of em.”
Tibbideux says “Alright. They’s three crabs in that bucket.”