Two men went bear hunting
Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, and shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, the man dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as the man reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and rolled into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside,
“You skin this one while I go and get another one!”
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