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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
Earl and Bubba, two boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “I think I’m going...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and...
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen...
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful...
A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?” Thinking...
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became...
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on...
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them....
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
