A man foolishly asks his wife why she keeps staring out of the window Taking a very deep breath she replies “I’m really fed up with...
So they agreed the husband would go as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day. When the husband got to...
My three year old daughter asked, “Where does Poo come from?”. I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so...
An indian tribe captures three men. They tell the men to go off into the forest and collect ten of the same fruit, or else they...
The Medical students were attending their first Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dipped his Finger in...
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re...
She gets shot 3 times and is rushed to the hospital and there the doctor tells her the she will be fine and so will her...
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told...
When his van suddenly brakes down. He sees another man with a van so he flags him down and explains his situation; “Please help me” he...
Two old man sitting on a bench. Their names are Bill and Simon. Their bench overlooks a park and they both see some kids are playing...
A big German man walks into an American bar slaps his hand down and orders a beer, then says very loudly…..” when I drink, everyone drinks”...
A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there’s no one else in the place. All of...
A rich man threw a party and invited the entire neighborhood in his backyard, in front of his lavish pool, he said to all party-goers, “In...
The cyclops loved himself a good meal of human meat. He ate many a people. Once, a young man came to the island to kill the...
Teacher: Billy if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1 how many birds are left? Billy: None the others would fly away...
Don Alejo had a REPRODUCTIVE BULL, the best bull in the region. That bull was his only heritage. Local farmers discovered that the bull was the...
She gets off on the 3rd floor and he always goes to the 5th. Finally one day she says “it always see you here, I get...
If a plane is flying in South East direction at 795 miles an hour and it takes a torque of 58000 N/m2 to bang a nut...
She said yes! As long as I took care of all the details! So I took some odd jobs mowing grass, washing cars, walking dogs all...
The atheist is new to the game of golf and therefore is inexperienced unlike the pastor. On the first hole the atheist misses and shouts “GOD...