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Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife...
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved...
A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?” “Maybe,” says the wizard,...
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing undressed around his John Deere. “What are you doing!” asks Bob. Pete...
A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The...
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than...
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back,...
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother.” The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way...
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my...
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your make love life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security make love.” “Social Security make love?” “Yeah, you know,...
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
