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A boss has to fire one of 2 workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really,...
A drunk guy is sitting at a bar by himself one night and throws up all over the front of his shirt. “Oh great, my wife...
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your...
Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is French, the other Italian. Every morning when the French guy gets on, he passes his...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
Johnny wanted to have make love with a girl in his office. But she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he...
A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: “Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and...
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the...
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies, “Yes i...
A guy goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold...
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his weapon. He says to the doctor “My tool is too small.” Doctor gives the man...
A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing.” Wife says, “I don’t want to go.” Man gives her...
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: “What does it mean? Why did you shoot...
A man was in a long queue at his local supermarket. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get protection, so...
Two queers were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20...
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a cunt. What is a cunt,...
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of bum when pointing the picture of it,...
When two men have make love what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have make love? That means that...
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to taste it out the venom of...
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over. The cop asks, “Why didn’t you stop?”...
