A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man...
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to...
Two blondes were talking in heaven, they were discussing how they died. The first blonde said ‘I had a heart attack, my family has a long...
A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i’ll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde...
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The...
A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead. Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV....
A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her co-workers has a thermos. She asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds,...
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox....
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how...
A blonde walks into a store that makes curtains. She says to the clerk, “I would like curtains the size of my computer screen. The clerk...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits...
A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?,” he asked. “Oh,...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need...
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife undressed on the...
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom...
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry....
An attractive Irish blonde at a Casino seemed a little Intoxicated. She bet 10,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice and said: “I hope u...
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she...