A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2...
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneaking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and...
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him....
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner. “Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of...
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there...
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, “Okay I’d like...
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, “What do you...
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, “Can I buy that TV” “No” “Why not?” “Because your a blonde.” So the blonde...
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?”...
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he...
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I...
Two Blonde Guy’s were going on a road trip to Florida. A buddy told them that they’d be fine as long as they paid close attention...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on...
A young blonde with a coach ticket went up and sat down in the first class section of a plane going from Tampa to Los Angles...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. “Come to...
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.”...