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Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. ‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane. ‘I went to...
Superman was flying around Metropolis when he noticed Wonder Woman lying totally undressed, spread-eagle on her bed. He thought, “Hmm… I could fly through that open...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The...
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your...
Johnny wanted to have make love with a girl in his office. But she belonged to someone else… One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he...
A hot woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak...
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “I think my privates are too small” he says. The doctor asks...
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little...
An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the...
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the...
John comes home and notices his wife undressed in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to...
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I...
A man and wife were making love. When they saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy...
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely undressed and looks at her husband...
One day Sven walks into the local pub and announces, “Well boys Sven’s is getting married.” As you can imagine all of Sven’s’ friends were very...
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...
This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession. The priest...
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it...
A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp. When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said “To show my gratitude...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That...
