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So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner. “Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of...
Two men visit a call girl. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, ‘Heck. My wife is better...
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you make love to...
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my mating drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
Little Johnny walks into his parent’s room one night to find them having lovemaking. “Mom? What are you doing?” he asks his mom. “Making a cake”...
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When...
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had lovemaking with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says...
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that’s a...
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry...
There was a boy watching TV with his parents. A make love scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said...
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s Love?” His mother, who believed in all the most...
One night a man and woman went to his house to have lovemaking when he stopped her to say, I still live with my parents and...
A man goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have...
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the s second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an...
A boy’s parents are fighting and the mom calls the dad a Bastard and the dad calls the mom a Bitch. The kid asks them what...
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have make love Thoughts about her and tried to stop but...
This poor guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete gander change. All the doctors...
A queer guys walks into a pharmacy with his suppository prescription and approaches the front counter. He hands the prescription to the pharmacist and after confirming...
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, “Son, if you don’t stop masturbating, you are...
