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An elderly retired couple went to a doctor. The man said, “We want to know if we are making love properly. Will you look at us?”...
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary...
An old couple is getting ready for bed. She says, “Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn’t any in the house.”...
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity...
The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.” The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all...
A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop. The cop smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and saw an...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the...
Little Johnny’s father farted. The son asked his father: “What was that?” His father said: “My sweet that is ‘north wind'” When he went to school...
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says...
A man is in a bar talking to his friend. ‘Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.’ ‘Did he get...
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will...
A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”...
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops especially cops with their lights on. After...
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks...
A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there,...
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her. “I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says....
A man was in a terrible accident, and his ‘manhood’ was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give...
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows...
