The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.” […]
A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop. […]
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, […]
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. […]
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of […]
Little Johnny’s father farted. The son asked his father: “What was that?” His father said: […]
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she […]
A man is in a bar talking to his friend. ‘Last night, while I was […]
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. […]
A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a […]
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to […]
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total-loss […]
A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a […]
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her. […]
A man was in a terrible accident, and his ‘manhood’ was mangled and torn from […]
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks […]
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk. Little Johnny: […]
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside […]
This guy was so lonely that he decided life would be more fun if he […]
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the […]