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Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk. Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning. Little...
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright ,”t-g-i-f” He smiled at her...
This guy was so lonely that he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and...
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he...
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a...
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw...
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes...
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. Then the...
A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm. He asks an attorney: “If I give you $300 to help answer two legal problems...
Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument. “Since you’re so damned smart,” Sarah says, “Answer this question: why is it that when...
A doctor tells a group of patients, “The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining....
A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney’s office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out...
A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying pill?” asked the doctor. “Not a...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. “Don’t...
A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos. The clerk walks up to him and asks, “May I help you with anything?” “Yea!...
