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It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another...
One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy,...
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He...
A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. “Don’t go”, he suddenly yells at the screen. “Do not enter that building....
A man goes into a Harley Davidson shop and while looking at bikes, the salesman comes up and asks if he has any questions. The man...
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your...
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for?” She says, “I want to kill my husband” He...
Three women were debating about how wide their private part are. The first one said: “When my husband makes lovemaking he puts his weapon and his...
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought...
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,...
A man and his wife were having lovemaking one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says “Daddy what are you doing...
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it...
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, “Are these all...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices...
A man and his wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband goes down to the bar, but his tired wife goes up to the room...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
“Excuse me,” he says to her, “do we know each other?” “Sure,” she answers, “one of my children is yours!” The guy confused, thinks and suddenly...
A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. “I have to be honest with you” the woman says as the guy makes his...
