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A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
An elderly man is in an hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles. ‘Are my ball black?’ Nurse raise his gown,...
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and...
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she...
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr, I can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise but still i can’t...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; “could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest,...
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. “In over 20 years I haven’t because I try to remain professional.”...
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them. One...
Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?” Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!” “Oh that’s...
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a...
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac.” He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee...
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When he gets to...
There was three guys walking down a hill a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Korean guy. Then they got kidnapped by a crazy gay...
A blind wizard walks into a bar, finds his way to a stool, and sits down. He says rather loudly to the barkeep, “Hey, how would...
A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. “I...
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked...
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple brandy with a double whisky chaser. ‘You know I shouldn’t really be drinking like this with...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations....
There are two women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver’s seat and the blonde gets in the passenger’s seat. The...
The refrigeration truck driver goes into the bar and he asks the bartender “I’d like to have a shot of Gin.” The bartender decides to have...
