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A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks,...
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding...
A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears...
A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the...
A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesars Palace. A Jewish call girl comes over to him and asks him if he would like...
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a h*le to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the...
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to…” The patient quickly...
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in...
Coming home after check-up, 45 year old Jenna said to her husband: “The doctor said that my melons is like a 20 year old girl’ melons.”...
There is woman at a mental hospital that are told to go out into the world and find out something new about it. After about 3...
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She...
A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want...
The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. “At what time do you open tomorrow?” asked the caller. “At nine,” he...
One day an engineer dies. He was kind that built lots of things, like air conditioners. When he went to heaven he met God. God says...
This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. His lawyer says: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket can you talk to me...
A guy goes to see the doctor for his aching shoulder problem. The doctor said, “Okay, it is a bit inflamed. What I want you to...
A man who recently had a gander change operation was talking to his former. Buddies at work about the operation. “Was it painful?” someone asked. “Well,”she...
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,”...
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on...
