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Two call girl were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts abduction her. After the rapist is done, he says, “Hey Sister,...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants....
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his...
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in lovemaking. She wondered about...
A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.” “There’s a what?” “A...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
A horny young man went to a brothel. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what...
A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?” “Hmmm....
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son,...
