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An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out. “So, when are you going to the doctor.” “I told you, I’ll go when I...
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery...
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked: “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looked around the shop full of...
A woman wakes up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot’s cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette. Suddenly the phone rings. It’s...
Two old men from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in...
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the...
A young pure couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other...
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The...
A little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car broke down. About a mile down the road, she came to an old...
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t...
The husband plopped down on the couch to watch the footy on the tele’ and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it starts!” The...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
Little Johnny sees his father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says, “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says,...
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that...
A farmer has four beautiful daughters. He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the...
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says...
