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A widower was turning 90 years old. His wife had died 20 years earlier from cancer and he had never remarried or had girlfriend since. So,...
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “...
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father...
Two old Italian man are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it...
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually...
An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I...
There is this girl, she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend she says, “you mother...
A man had a knock at his door earlier, it was a policeman. “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported...
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions. So he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple...
A boss says to his secretary we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements. The secretary makes call to her husband, “My boss and...
A Mom visits her son Little Johnny for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but...
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for...
A farmer is lazily laying on the ground lounging in the morning sun next to his donkey when a man on a bike rides up and...
Little Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said,...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of...
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands...
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my...
A young reform man is marrying into a strictly orthodox family. The day before the wedding, he goes to visit his future father-in-law. “Out of respect...
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the...
