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An old man driving along with the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and...
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary...
A businessman stops at a farm for the night during a long road trip, a businessman spots a farm with a sign out front advertising rooms...
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it...
An old cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain...
A married woman comes home early and finds her husband having ferocious make love with a young attractive woman in their marital bed. She immediately says:...
An elderly woman hadn’t been to the doctor in a very long time. Her husband said to his wife that she should make an appointment for...
A housewife is in bed with her lover. All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up. He came home early from a business...
A man went to church for confession. He stepped into the confessional and told the priest he had almost had make love. The priest said, ‘What...
An old woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor: Can you read...
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the old priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we...
Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw...
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of...
“Yes. We’ll take turns kicking each other in the nuts and the first guy who can’t take it anymore loses. The winner gets the deer.” The...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’...
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead.”...
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, recently received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his...
Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The...
Little Johnny was playing in his room, when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
