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An old geezer walks into the jewelry store with a hot babe on his arm. The shopkeeper was going to close but figured the guy must...
A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotch-less underclothes in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead love life. After cooking...
An elderly man Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, So when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a...
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised,...
The old man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer then asks him, “So what do you...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his...
Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
An old Cowboy Bob walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it’s a Gay Bar. What the heck,’ he says to himself,...
An elderly woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie...
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom undressed. He...
An adventurer was out in the jungle when he came upon Tarzan. He was painting white stripes on black zebras and black stripes on white zebras....
After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A...
There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went...
Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his backside, there was no...
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper. “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave....
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
