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A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The barkeeper...
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s...
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and...
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, “if your heart...
An Elderly Cowboy Slim Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. He said, “When I...
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and...
A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer...
A girl at bus top spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told , “I love you!” Man placed his hand on her head, “This...
A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco. He walked into the branch and wrote, “This is a stickup. Put all...
Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest...
This woman wasn’t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for many decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited...
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and...
A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards...
A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip. The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents’...
There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was...
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What rotten luck!...
A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest....
