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An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math’s test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...
A magician is hired to perform on a luxury cruise liner. One day when performing a show, he hears a voice from the crowd saying. “It’s...
An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of...
The wife served breakfast to Husband. Along with that, she gave a tablet also and said, “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband : ” Why? I...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins...
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their shorts, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
There was this old man from Texas who decided to do a little travelling and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was...
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book...
A traveler arrives in a remote village, he receives a warm welcome. The villagers gather around him, asking him to tell them about his adventures. “Well.....
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his...
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking 82-year drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand....
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but...
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After...
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you...
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll give this entire bag of...
An old woman wants to get married one last time so she doesn’t die alone. She takes out an ad in the paper that says, “I’m...
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to...
Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” Asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” Replied Jimmy. “Well,...
