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The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love,...
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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well,...
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can...
An Arab enters a taxi. Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as...
A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him. Little boy: “teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I...
