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Three pastors in a certain denomination – an American, a Chinese and a Jamaican – were having some difficulty making a decision regarding their Sunday church...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so...
“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the...
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him: “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says :”Hey baby, want to have...
Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts making love with someone other than his dad. He...
An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father …...
A man in a hospital bed called for his doctor & asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that...
Johnny’s daddy is the principle of the school. He saw his teacher leaving school. Johnny: “Hey miss where you going?” Teacher: “Home.” Johnny: “Can I come...
A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling: – Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim! He turns around, notices...
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the...
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub. The...
A brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that everywhere she touches, it hurts. “Impossible,” the doctor says. “Show me.” So the brunette touches...
Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only have $1.25 between them. So, they buy a hot dog from a hot dog stand and...
The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it...
I asked my 2 year-old-daughter, “Do you want to ride the horse?” She looked around and said, “But we have no horse.” I replied, “I can...
The boy came to school. In the middle of the class, the cat jumped out of his backpack. The teacher said: Shame on you, Ricky. Why...
The 8-year-old girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in details...
I noticed one of my friends always dates single moms with sons. I asked him whether it’s a coincidence. He said it’s all because they usually...
A man walks into the bedroom with his undressed wife in the bed. His wife notices he is holding a parrot. Honey, why are you holding...
