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The telephone rang at dawn. “Hello, Señor Ralph? This is Alfredo, the caretaker at your country house.” “Hi, Alfredo. What can I do for you? Is...
Driving home late one night, a man spotted a car on fire. He rushed over to help and saw that a beautiful woman was trapped inside,...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress. The architect said he...
A husband and wife who were in the insurance business liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report – he wanted a...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
A lion was becoming rather old and slow and was having trouble catching prey. He decided he needed a disguise so that other animals would not...
In ancient times in a far off land, three princes declared that they wanted to marry the king’s beautiful daughter. But as a test to prove...
A pilot died at the controls of his airplane and went to Hell. The Devil took him to the “new arrivals” zone, where there were three...
To combat the recession, a budget airline has introduced a wave of new passenger charges: Attendant: “Welcome aboard Cheapo Airlines, sir. May I see your ticket?”...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A pilot and co-pilot were descending for an emergency landing at an airport which they had never been to before. Suddenly the pilot looked out of...
A humble crab fell in love with a beautiful lobster princess, but her father, the king, forbade the relationship on the grounds that the crab was...
Two aliens were strolling around a small town in the US when they had a sudden urge to taste some Earth food. Having no Earth currency,...
A women’s group from Miami Beach decided to go on a day trip to a working farm in the country. Since most of them had lived...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...
A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus traveled for miles and miles through desert landscape and oil...
A few days before his son was due to leave for his first semester at university, a father sat him down for a quiet chat. “Son,”...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
