During my siblings’ and cousins’ weddings, my grandmother never fails to tease and poke me by the sides, telling me, “You’re next!” So when one of...
It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him....
Little kids want to help you cross the street even if you’re just walking along the sidewalk. Your senior citizen’s ID whips up discounts in many...
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business...
Three mice were having a bragging contest of who was bravest and toughest among them. The first mouse says “I’m so tough, I ate a whole...
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date. Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so...
Mary and her five-year old son were putting cookies for Santa under the Christmas tree when Mary dropped a cookie on the floor. “Don’t worry,” she...
Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s...
Four-year old Johnny was curious about her mother’s grey hairs. One day, he asked her, “Mommy, why is some of your hair turning grey?” The mother...
During a class recitation, the teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered,...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure that his students have effectively learned a thing or two from...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he...
Three rich men were boasting up how expensive the gifts are they just gave to their wives. Rich Man No. 1: My wife wanted these elegant...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient...
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and...