Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class “what things we can eat?” “Bread” “Yes” “Hamburger” “OK” A five years girl answered “Light”, “Omg” shouted the...
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a protection, cut off the tip, and...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been...
Superman was flying around Metropolis when he noticed Wonder Woman lying totally undressed, spread-eagle on her bed. He thought, “Hmm… I could fly through that open...
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your...
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little...
This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession. The priest...
A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp. When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said “To show my gratitude...
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal make love, and she wasn’t...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the...