The two elderly friends Paddy and Willie were dressed up for their Friday night run at the gathering: Willie grabbed Paddy by the sleeve and whispered....
Gary is 35 years old and is still single. This is much to the consternation of his mother who continually questions him about his girlfriends and...
A Man goes fishing by the river, sitting on the bank after a couple of hours he has no luck he looks across the river and...
Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. “My dad’s a magician and a very good...
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your...
An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr...
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas...
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What on earth...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
A squirrel was sitting on the branch of a tree when suddenly it began shaking violently. Looking down he saw an elephant climbing up the tree....