Three dogs are walking down the street when they spot an enticing female poodle. The German Shepherd, English Bulldog and the Mexican Chihuahua approach the poodle...
A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch. The bartender pours him a glass. After a drink, the man replies, “That was terrible Scotch...
After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria, The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly...
The 2 policemen were on patrol about 3 am when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking a...
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold...
So, an 85 -year- old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 -year old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later...
An elderly man living alone in Bradford wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work since the ground was hard. His...
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbor’s dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays: The only...
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money: “Well, son, it was 1932.” The depth of the Great Depression. I was...