A little nine-year-old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said. “Can we leave now?” “No,” her mother replied....
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take...
A man retires after 35 years at the same job and decides to take his first retirement vacation in Hawaii with his wife. He is really...
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well,...
An Arab enters a taxi. Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as...
Three pastors in a certain denomination – an American, a Chinese and a Jamaican – were having some difficulty making a decision regarding their Sunday church...
“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the...
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him: “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the...
A brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that everywhere she touches, it hurts. “Impossible,” the doctor says. “Show me.” So the brunette touches...