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She says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As...
A pirate walks into a bar. “It’s been a while since I last saw you,” The bartender says, “you look pretty beat up, what happened to...
“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine. It keeps appearing in my pocket...
He says “Excuse me Mr Gates, I know this is presumptious but if I can have thirty seconds of your time: I read your amazing book...
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself...
One day little Timmy is sitting on the front porch contemplating a bottle of turpentine. A priest walks by and asks Timmy what he has. “Well,...
Mother: Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real...
A little bunny hops into town, hops into the bakery, hops up to the baker and asks, “Do you have any cookies with fish in them?”...
Somehow a dog gets lost in an African jungle. As he is finding his way a lion spots him. The Lion thinks since the dog is...
A man board an airplane and took his seat next to a very beautiful woman. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip...