A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other. The rabbi goes, “Man, you’ve put on some weight since last time!”...
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. “I think this one will really move,” said the broker. “It’s only $1...
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so...
An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him. “Chief Two...
A blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her, “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf...
Some ecclesiastical gentlemen — a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others — were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up....
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...