So St Peter was checking people into heaven and as he was doing so, he was assigning cars to the entrants based on the how many...
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. One night at dinner, he decides to test it out. He asks his...
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked...
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Jeremy Corbyn fans. Not really knowing what a Jeremy Corbyn fan is, but wanting to be...
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it...
The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the...
Harold lived on a farm and his wife,Mabel, who was always sort of nagging him. And every year the carnival roll into town and have these...
Three women are out on the town for a girl’s night. After 3 hours at the local bar, they are all completely hammered and finding a...
There was a man named Boodro who lives in Louisiana. He has had just gotten done crab fishing and had went into town with a bucket...
4 Nuns (Mary, Clarence, Enid and Steph) were involved in a horrific car crash that killed them all Next thing they knew they were all standing...