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A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter. “Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we...
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot. “That’s...
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in...
A guy goes to a house of call girl. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take...
A guy was running for an elevator and he stuck his hand in to stop the doors, and the doors opened. Inside stood a blonde. He...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must...
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are...
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her...
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend...
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell...
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair...
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and...
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde...
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone...
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it. Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going...
