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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.”...
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the make love, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and...
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed...
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas call girl were so on his first night there, he...
A girl was a call girl, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of call girl...
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm… the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry...
A kid is walking down the street with a jar of money and dragging along a dead frog on a string. And he walks into a...
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a undressed beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and...
This guy goes to the doctor due to a wicked headache that’s been hanging around for over a week. He asks the doc if he could...
A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to...
There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn’t afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said “We...
A guy is sitting in a bar; absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her...
A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and...
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up,...
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over...
A woman walks into a chemist’s and asks if they sell extra-large rubber pack. ‘Yes, we do,’ says the sales assistant. ‘Would you like to buy...
A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that says, “Mississippi State Whorehouse 10 miles.” He decides to stop in. A madam answers the...
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responds...
