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An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson Little Johnny coming, So he told his grandson. Grandfather: Little Johnny go and hide, your teacher...
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
Little Johnny’s mother got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to their car, the...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having lovemaking...
One day, an out-of-work mime was visiting a zoo. He starts up his act, but just as he starts drawing a crowd, a zookeeper grabs the...
A young couple had neighbors who were senior citizens, the husband around 80 years old, and the wife about 5 years younger. The young couple were...
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?”...
Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn’t put his foot in his mouth:...
A married man died before he could have lovemaking with his wife. The wife decided not to remarry or have make love relations with another man,...
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her...
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd...
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock...
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, and...
An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that...
An elderly lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party...
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000....
