Connect with us
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings...
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what…? I think it’s about time...
Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions. “Do you have any problems urinating?”...
A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working...
An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home. One day the priest asks, “So tell me, be honest now, have...
The teacher in class asks riddles. She asks little Johnny: “It’s a small animal with 4 legs. What is it?” Little Johnny says: “Dog.” The teacher...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she suggested that he shave his beard. She said, ”OK Ken i like your beard, but I would...
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
A man goes for a walk in the park. On his walk, he sees two old men sitting on a park bench and looking very down....
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After...
A group of guys were smoking weed at a party when they heard a knock at the door. In a panic, they hid the joints in...
A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, “Welcome...
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” She wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the...
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if...
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. Eat your broccoli! – says the mother....
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says: “Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat...
An old fisherman makes camp up in the north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he’s cooking,...
A senior doing useful things with her time Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
