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A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says, “What are you doing?” He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…”...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
Johnny,” says the teacher, “What’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “And...
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, When this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...
A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife: “You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he...
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler...
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy...
Two farmers are fighting over their donkeys. They can’t tell the donkeys apart so the first farmer says “I’ll cut my the tail of my donkey...
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
A young man is sitting in a bar looking sad. Bartender: What’s the matter? Man: My marriage is over. Bartender: What happened? Man: “Well, last week...
An elderly man rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive...
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. “Did you get that for your...
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation where people didn’t...
