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A 5-yr Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up...
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby...
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not...
Little Johnny and his dad are going for a walk in the park where they see two dogs humping. Johnny asks, “Dad, what are those dogs...
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely So one day the...
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night during one of their rendezvous she confided in him...
Little Johnny was riding his new Christmas bike when he rode past Little Susie, who was jumping rope. Little Johnny said, “You want to go for...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cook town. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer’s Bar –...
Three Mosquitoes named Mike, John and Chuck were hanging out on a tree, checking out the fine female lightning bugs flying by. They were talking about...
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as...
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for...
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The...
A guy walks into a bar, says to the bartender. “if I show you something amazing will you buy me a drink?” The bartender says, “sure,...
A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive. After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into...
The teacher was teaching her class economics and the value of money. She gave her class a homework assignment to make some money over the weekend,...
