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It’s the morning of a couple’s 50th wedding anniversary. They’re sitting at the kitchen table having breakfast and reading the newspaper. The wife looks at the...
An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get...
A teacher asks her students a simple math question. “There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?” Little Johnny raises...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for...
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman...
Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro approached them and asked, “How did your game go?” The first...
Paddy got stung by a bee. “Please, doctor, you’ve got to help me! I’ve been stung by a bee.” Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ll put some cream...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realized that it was from her husband....
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
A wise old farmer went to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted,...
There was an old preacher who wanted to rent a house in the country. The only house available was rumored to be haunted. Since the preacher...
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says, “I have these two horses and...
An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old...
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package: “What food might this contain?” The mouse...
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where...
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door...
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes....
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be...
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he...
