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Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell […]
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. […]
Little Johnny was riding his new Christmas bike when he rode past Little Susie, who […]
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An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One […]
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side […]
A guy walks into a bar, says to the bartender. “if I show you something […]
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An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I […]
A teacher asks her students a simple math question. “There are 3 birds on a […]
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. […]