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The English teacher called Peter for a graded recitation. “Peter, recite a sentence that begins with I.” Peter thought for a moment and slowly said, “I...
One morning in a grammar class: “Basic English grammar teaches us that double negation results to a positive declaration. And while a double negation could mean...
Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure that his students have effectively learned a thing or two from...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
Father was a hardworking man who delivered bread as a living to support his wife and three children. He spent all his evenings after work attending...
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them....
Chuan and Jing joined a wholesale company together just after graduation. Both worked very hard. After several years, the boss promoted Jing to sales executive but...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and...
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The...
An eccentric lady was in need of a piano player for her upcoming party. She placed ads and spread the word but could not find a...
A young man is sentenced to fifteen years in prison. The warden takes a liking to him and puts him in a cell with a kindly...
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children. He thought it would be nice to...
Bill Clinton, Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich are out in the Rose Garden discussing policy when all of a sudden a gigantic tornado comes and sweeps...
An old blind guy goes for a job at a lumberyard. During the interview, the owner says, “You’re blind, how can you possibly tell one piece...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
