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A man walks into the bedroom with his undressed wife in the bed. His wife […]
The English teacher called Peter for a graded recitation. “Peter, recite a sentence that begins […]
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Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure […]
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