While in a line at the bank one afternoon. A Lady’s toddler (Little Johnny) decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run a muck....
One morning to spice things up, the teacher decided to have a classroom drawing project. One person would start, then the next student would add to...
One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were...
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her for withdrawals less than...
After taking his seat on a plane. A young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him. After take-off, he asked the...
An old farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening. He noticed his neighbor walking up to his driveway carrying two of his chickens. His...
Every day a 4th-grade boy walks home from school past a 4th-grade girl’s house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt...
A family-owned one very horny bull and this bull was their only source of money. Other farmers brought their cows to the bull to get them...
A woman was looking around town for an antique full-length mirror for her posh house, when she entered antique dealers and inside she saw everything covered...
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and...