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Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Doctor: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Doctor: “No.” Lawyer: “Did...
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After pitching their tent under the stars they went to gather some wood for a fire. After starting the fire and sitting watching it burn and...
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